Saman Arbabi joins Marcus and Ben to talk about Syria’s alleged chemical weapons, Rick Perry’s outrage over a cartoon, and the Boston bombers.

Marcus and Jackie realize while answering a question from a 16 year old that nothing ever changes plus they answer questions from a guy just coming out of a ten year relationship and a girl whose close friend has decided to cut her out of her life.

The boys discuss Injustice: Gods Among Us and the various villains floating around the DC Universe.

Reese Witherspoon makes a mess of a DWI arrest and Bieber gets weird with Anne Frank.

This week on Round Table: an police officer with the best name we’ve heard in a while prevents a machete attack, officials in China cover a bridge in butter to prevent suicides, and a quadriplegic achieves orgasm through his thumb. Joining us today: comedy photographer at large Mindy Tucker!

Ben and Marcus discuss the conspiracy theories surrounding the Boston bombings, Dennis Rodman becomes an FBI agent, and a senator receives ricin in the mail.

Comedians Dustin Chafin and Leah Bonema join the boys to talk about Roger Ebert, the new Evil Dead, and strange crushes involving sci-fi characters.

Today on the Round Table: a goat in Africa is accused of armed robbery, an elephant in Mississippi gets caught in a drive-by shooting, and a train narrowly avoids a puppy tied to the tracks. Joining us today: Michael Che and Ross Parsons!

A mayor in Pennsylvania is busted for trying to force a dude into a blow job at gunpoint and a city councilman in NYC being busted for election fraud is revealed to be a member of a kooky religion.

Jake and Mike discuss who won last week’s Sunday Night Battle: Game of Thrones or Walking Dead.

Heidi Klum is a hero for saving her child and two nannies from drowning, the star of MTV’s Buckwild dies a stupid death, and a popular heartthrob is revealed to be a two pump chump.

On this, the 140th episode of the Round Table: bears in Russia are addicted to huffing jet fuel, a man is arrested for hunting a deer in a Walmart parking lot, and a rabbi right here in New York City kills two babies with herpes after sucking circumcision blood from their baby penises.