Mike and Jake welcome comedian Tim Dillon and Chemda from Keith and the Girl to talk about food, from the many flavors of Haagen Dazs to the wonderful versatility of the potato.  

The government funds a surprising new bit of research concerning the nation’s hefty lesbian population, Steven Seagal visits Russia to teach physical fitness, and an old story involving Bill O’Reilly and a falafel is revisited for no particular reason.

Comedian Jason Saenz joins Jake and Mike to tell them about his recent experience with UGO while Mike talks about his brief period at the Myspace company.  

On this, the 137th episode of the Round Table: a child eats a used condom at McDonald’s, a couple is arrested for trying to fraud a donut shop by placing razors in the product, and a man in a wheelchair with one leg manages to steal a car.

Marcus and Jackie talk about strange awesome makeup sex (not the kind of makeup you think) and answer questions from a girl edging close to making a big mistake, a dude dealing with his father’s illness, and another girl struggling with an intense case of the old manic-depressives.

Episode ID:  28 Date:  Sat, Mar 16 2013 RTOGCepisode29.mp3 Teaser Text:  Join us this episode as we return to the basics: tits, dicks, violence, terrifying porn, and disturbing personal stories. Add to that Oprah Winfrey’s reaction to Bride of Chucky beating out Beloved at the box office and a dead guinea pig and you’ve got […]

Jackie and Molly lament the latest shake-up to their favorite daytime TV talk show, Just Bieber continues his downward spiral, and Celebrity Wife Swap is discussed in depth.

It’s a day for stupid, stupid lawmakers here on Top Hat as Louis Gohmert introduces a bill to keep the President from golfing and a Washington senator claims bike riders cause pollution. However, we do have Rand Paul railing against drones on American soil for 13 hours so it ain’t all bad.

On this, the 136th episode of the Round Table: a man is arrested in Dallas for biting a teenager’s butt, a woman in Oklahoma is found to have a gun hidden in her vagina following an arrest, and an inspiring story about a wrestler with no arms or legs brings out the best in the […]

It’s a new catchphrase that possibly infringes on two trademarks, just in time for the end of the world as we know it! Kim Jong Il is at the end of his life and trying to take us all out with him, an actor hacked his mother to death for being the devil, and the […]

Jackie and Marcus talk about reset buttons and the people who actually know what they’re doing when it comes to mental health and answer a question from a dude who has completely cut out a family member because of a horrible thing she’s done.

Hugo Chavez is dead and his government says the USA is to blame, another Tea Partier gets in trouble for posting something racist having to do with watermelons, and Dennis Rodman, secret CIA agent, takes a trip to North Korea.