Honey Boo-Boo gets in trouble with the Girl Scouts, Joan Rivers makes a questionable Holocaust joke, and a part of Tom Cruise’s past comes to light. They say it’s booze, but we all know it’s really gay sex in the woods.

Page Seven:

Down with the Girl Scouts

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

On this, the 135th episode of the Round Table: a man is arrested for stealing a blind cat, an Indonesian boy is drowned by his mother for having a small penis, and a racist firebombs a Taco Bell for not giving him enough meat in his chalupa. Joining us today: Mike Recine, Ashley Brooke Roberts, […]

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Waggy Waggy Tails

With:

Ashley Brooke Roberts
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Mike Recine

Jackie and Marcus talk about Silver Linings Playbook, the need to connect with people while staying away from Facebook, and answer a question from a listener about helping a friend with depression.

Sex & Other Human Activities:

All Worked Up

Jackie and Marcus talk about Silver Linings Playbook, the need to connect with people while staying away from Facebook, and answer a question from a listener about helping a friend with depression.

Ed Larson of the Round Table and The Burn joins Marcus and Ben to talk about crossing the line, including Glenn Beck’s outrage over two new WWE stars and high school students dressing up as KKK members. No Oscars talk, thank Christ.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Pass the Milky Ways with Ed Larson

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Marcus Parks

Forget all the controversies and have some actual fun with the Oscars as Molly, Marcus, and Jackie talk about pretty pretty dresses, Kristin Chenoweth’s ridiculous height, and Johntra’s incredibly gay appearance during the ceremony.

Page Seven:

How Green Was My Oscar

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

Return guest Chris Catalano joins Marcus and Ben to talk about China’s currency manipulation and how currency manipulation is possibly the warfare of the 21st century.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

The Currency Wars

With:

Ben Kissel
Chris Catalano
Marcus Parks

This week on the Round Table: A man kills his roommate over a corn dog, a woman is killed in a strip club parking lot by a monster truck, and Ed Larson returns after spending a hellish amount of time in L.A. Joining us today: Erik Bergstrom and Amber Nelson!

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Let Them Measure My Anus

With:

Amber Nelson
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Erik Bergstrom
Holden McNeely
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

A Missouri lawmaker introduces what is possibly the most ridiculous bill seen in years, North Korea heats up their rhetoric by aping video game villan speak, and Republicans finally get around to photoshopping other Republicans as Nazis.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Your Final Destruction

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

Special guest Ryan Sorensen joins Mike and Jake to talk about Kevin Smith’s terrible choices as a comic book writer, all the times the boys have urinated themselves, and The Wizard.

Nerd of Mouth:

Peebo

With:

Jake Young
Mike Lawrence
Ryan Sorensen

Jackie puts forth a supernatural explanation for Mindy McCready’s death, Leann Rimes sues her dentist, and Johntra’s sexual habits get even stranger.

Page Seven:

Let’s Give ‘Em Somethin’ To Talk About

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

Non-nerdy nerd and comedian Evan Williams drops in the compare his own serious struggles with drug addiction to nerd addictions. You decide which is more harmful.

Nerd of Mouth:

The Daywalker

With:

Jake Young
Mike Lawrence

On this, the 133rd episode of the Round Table: a man is stabbed by his threesome partner for refusing to switch positions, the Michigan Batman is arrested once again, and Kevin some important tips on how to be a good stand-up comedian. Joining us today: Nick Vatterott, Bob Kuhan, and Micah Sherman!

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Eleven Bucks Per Keet

With:

Ben Kissel
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Micah Sherman
Nick Vatterott