Marcus, Ben, and special guest Matt Sky discuss the Navy’s response to the Bin Laden killer’s complaints, the military’s new medal for drone operators, and a racist father who made a racist request upon the birth of her daughter.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

The Chicken McNugget Drone Plan

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

Jackie and Marcus talk about the strange sex game Jackie is playing at work, tell weird party stories from college, and answer a question from a listener who is stuck in a bad situation with an ex-girlfriend.

Sex & Other Human Activities:

Horse

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks

Ben and Marcus analyze the POTUS SATUA (think about it) and put a cap on the whole Los Angeles cop-killer / folk hero debacle.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Bat Signal By Year’s End

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

It’s Grammy time! Tune in to hear the gals talk about (of course) Chris Brown and Rihanna’s fuzzy wuzzies, J-Lo’s scintillating dress, and, completely unrelated, LiLo’s mounting troubles.

Page Seven:

Unagreeable Not-Nicer

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

Saman Arbabi joins Marcus and Ben to talk about the cop-killer terrorizing Los Angeles, Steven Seagal training Joe Arpaio’s posse, and all the wacky shenanigans Iran has been up to in the last couple of weeks.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Johnny Dictator

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks
Saman Arbabi

On this, the 132nd episode of the Round Table: a man claiming to be Meatloaf almost kills a taxi driver, a woman in Brazil tries to murder her husband with a poisoned vagina, and a man is arrested for having sex with a horse trying to make a horse-man baby. Joining us today: Andrew Short, […]

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Swag to the Moon: New Jackets

With:

Andrew Short
Ben Kissel
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Reid Faylor

Jackie and Marcus talk about a group of unruly feminists hassling a female friend of theirs, knowing when to leave your significant other alone with themselves, and the difference between a soul and a brain.

Sex & Other Human Activities:

Molten Lava Soul

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks

Chuck Hagel is on track to be nominated as Defense Secretary, Karl Rove starts a Republican civil war, and cannibalism is sweeping famine-stricken North Korea.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

The Nest of Wickedness

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

Mike and Jake talk about aging action stars, TV show based on cartoons, and the rumors about Paul Giamatti play The Rino in the upcoming Spider-Man sequel.

Nerd of Mouth:

So Very Tired

With:

Jake Young
Marcus Parks
Mike Lawrence

The Super Bowl halftime show is discussed at length, the grossest commercials get featured, and Ron Jeremy is hospitalized.

Page Seven:

Beyonce the Beautiful

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

On this, a special live episode of the Round Table: an old man is tased after a policeman mistakes his can for a samurai sword, a vicar gets a potato stuck in his anus, and a girl at Penn State achieves notoriety for taming a squirrel and making it wear hats.

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Sneezy the Squirrel

With:

Ben Kissel
Henry Zebrowski
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

A senator from New Jersey is accused of a sex scandal with underage Dominican prostitutes, the Alabama hostage stand-off continues, and Corey Booker may go against Geraldo Rivera in a Senate race.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

The Monkey-Israeli War of 2020

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks