Archives: Podcast Episodes
Marcus, Ben, and special guest Matt Sky discuss the Navy’s response to the Bin Laden killer’s complaints, the military’s new medal for drone operators, and a racist father who made a racist request upon the birth of her daughter.
Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:
The Chicken McNugget Drone Plan
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Jackie and Marcus talk about the strange sex game Jackie is playing at work, tell weird party stories from college, and answer a question from a listener who is stuck in a bad situation with an ex-girlfriend.
Sex & Other Human Activities:
Horse
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Ben and Marcus analyze the POTUS SATUA (think about it) and put a cap on the whole Los Angeles cop-killer / folk hero debacle.
Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:
Bat Signal By Year’s End
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It’s Grammy time! Tune in to hear the gals talk about (of course) Chris Brown and Rihanna’s fuzzy wuzzies, J-Lo’s scintillating dress, and, completely unrelated, LiLo’s mounting troubles.
Page Seven:
Unagreeable Not-Nicer
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Saman Arbabi joins Marcus and Ben to talk about the cop-killer terrorizing Los Angeles, Steven Seagal training Joe Arpaio’s posse, and all the wacky shenanigans Iran has been up to in the last couple of weeks.
Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:
Johnny Dictator
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On this, the 132nd episode of the Round Table: a man claiming to be Meatloaf almost kills a taxi driver, a woman in Brazil tries to murder her husband with a poisoned vagina, and a man is arrested for having sex with a horse trying to make a horse-man baby. Joining us today: Andrew Short, […]
The Round Table of Gentlemen:
Swag to the Moon: New Jackets
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Jackie and Marcus talk about a group of unruly feminists hassling a female friend of theirs, knowing when to leave your significant other alone with themselves, and the difference between a soul and a brain.
Sex & Other Human Activities:
Molten Lava Soul
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Chuck Hagel is on track to be nominated as Defense Secretary, Karl Rove starts a Republican civil war, and cannibalism is sweeping famine-stricken North Korea.
Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:
The Nest of Wickedness
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Mike and Jake talk about aging action stars, TV show based on cartoons, and the rumors about Paul Giamatti play The Rino in the upcoming Spider-Man sequel.
Nerd of Mouth:
So Very Tired
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The Super Bowl halftime show is discussed at length, the grossest commercials get featured, and Ron Jeremy is hospitalized.
Page Seven:
Beyonce the Beautiful
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On this, a special live episode of the Round Table: an old man is tased after a policeman mistakes his can for a samurai sword, a vicar gets a potato stuck in his anus, and a girl at Penn State achieves notoriety for taming a squirrel and making it wear hats.
The Round Table of Gentlemen:
Sneezy the Squirrel
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A senator from New Jersey is accused of a sex scandal with underage Dominican prostitutes, the Alabama hostage stand-off continues, and Corey Booker may go against Geraldo Rivera in a Senate race.
