Ben and Marcus talk about Gun Appreciation Day, the new abortion laws in Virginia, and the inexplicable reasoning behind the Republicans holding a conference about communicating with minorities at a former plantation.

Mike tells suitably horrible stories about his experiences with sports and Jake regales us with tales about fat camp, plus former athletes and comedians Michelle Wolf and Brendan Eyre join the boys to discuss the nerdier sides of sports.

Marcus talks about The Great Satan at Large and turning 30, Jackie talks about a particularly rough trip home, and they both share stories of what happened the summer they met.

Guns are being placed in the hands of janitors and alleged child molesters to protect elementary schools, Pat Robertson inexplicably answers a question from Maxim magazine, and Ben figures out the people who really don’t need guns.

Jake and Mike talk about the year’s best nerd properties and actually struggle to name the worst.

A pair of chrononauts accuse the President of covertly going to Mars, the cause of Kim Jong-Il’s death is finally revealed, and Kissel comes up with a surprisingly reasonable plan to save America.

Neil Patrick Harris is caught up in a stupid, stupid controversy, George Clinton is being forced to give up some of his most beloved songs, and Mama June proves to be a pretty good mother for the most part.

On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a man is still on the loose after raping a miniature horse multiple times, a crafty cat is caught sneaking contraband into a Brazilian prison, and a bank robber in Seattle is caught masturbating on the sidewalk. Joining us today: Seaton Smith and Doug & Bill! […]

Comedian and employee of Glenn Beck’s The Blaze Matt Fischer joins Marcus and Ben to talk about the man himself including a particularly illuminating private jet journey and Matt’s own fight against Progressive Insurance.

Danny Hatch of Keith and the Girl joins Mike and Jake to talk about The Hobbit, Danny’s first trip to the Creek, and how sweet it is to live in NYC compared to the respective hell holes they came from.

Kim and Kanye announce the impending doom that is KimYe, a private dick says Whitney Houston was murdered, and Hugh Jackman’s sexual proclivities are explored in depth.

On this, the 127th episode of the Round Table: a heroic chicken named Cluck Cluck saves a family from a fire, a woman is charged with insurance fraud after her sexual prowess rats her out, and a woman in Chicago is attacked with a sock full of feces. Joining us today: Micah Sherman and Mike […]