America approaches the Milk Cliff, guns continue to dominate the national conversation, and Marcus returns from Texas with suitably disturbing tales involving piglets and bones.

Jackie and Marcus make an argument for getting the hell out of the depressing world of Facebook and answer a question from a listener struggling with panic attacks.

Comedian Nick Turner joins Mike and Jake to talk about his past in the theater and why being a theater nerd in New York City is so frustrating.

Justin Bieber’s hamster gets a new home while the Bieb himself is threatened with a murder plot, hillbilly porn is having a huge uptick in sales, and Blind Items reveals a sex tape lost to the ages.

Round Table favorite Micah Sherman joins Ben and Marcus to talk about the Sandy Hook shooting and America’s history of mass murder.

On this, the 126th episode of the Round Table: a man is charged with carving a pentagram onto his 6 year old son’s back, singer Trey Songz is arrested for making it rain, and return guests Damien Lemon and Chris Distefano tell some of the best stories the Round Table has ever heard.

Olivia Newton-John and Johntra release the year’s best music video, Frankie Muniz has a stroke, and both Jackie and Molly profess their deep, deep love for Les Miserables.

Saman Arbabi returns to talk about a myriad of topics including the current situation in Egypt, Iran’s latest drone claims, and what Texas and the Middle East has in common.

On this, the 125th episode of the Round Table: a man dupes his wife into trying meth in a bid to make her see why he likes it so much, a monkey trainer in China lets us in on the secret behind her success and, in one of the darkest stories we’ve ever done, a […]

Jackie and Marcus talk about Uncle Buck, the best of all holiday movies, guilt trips, and when to discuss what kind of porn you watch with your partner plus an email from a listener looking to make sure her relationship doesn’t go to hell is answered.

James Adomian joins Ben and Marcus to discuss low sperm counts, head injuries, and Glenn Beck’s exciting new partnership with Vince Vaughn.

On this, the 75th episode of Nerd of Mouth: Timmy Williams from The Whitest Kids You Know joins Mike and Jake for such topics of conversation as Anne Ramsey, the Punisher, and the upcoming DC movies.