Ben and Marcus explore the nefarious plot that is Plan X, North Korea’s latest shenanigans, and the possibility of Ben dying drunk and stoned in a pool.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Strange Wool

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

The Duke and Duchess of Winchester are pregnant, Kim Kardashian gets into some trouble in the Middle East, and Demi Moore has a horribly unattractive new boyfriend.

Page Seven:

Millions of Milkshakes

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

This week on the Round Table: a man with a low opinion of the elderly attacks an old man in a Burger King bathroom, a small MP’s office in Britain has a urine problem, and a French man blames a Parkinson’s medication for his gay sex and gambling binge, plus our old friend James Adomian […]

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Belisimo

With:

Ben Kissel
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
James Adomian
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

Comedian Kara Klenk joins Mike and Jake for a discussion about Glee and good shows gone bad.

Nerd of Mouth:

Rise and Fall

With:

Jake Young
Mike Lawrence

Ben and Marcus discuss the latest Bradley Manning news and China’s unfortunate Kim Jong-Il mistake.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Words That Can’t Be Said

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

Special return guest John Roy joins Mike and Jake to talk about why Mike is compeled to watch every horrible comic book movie, whether nerdiness is pleasure or pain based, and inspiring moments in comic book history.

Nerd of Mouth:

One for Green Lantern Please

With:

Jake Young
John Roy
Marcus Parks
Mike Lawrence

Chris Brown gets into a filthy Twitter fight, LiLo’s Liz Taylor impersonation gets ripped apart, and Wawa’s Most Fascinating Persons list for this year is proved to once again be very dull indeed.

Page Seven:

I’m a Blubber Girl

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

Ben and Marcus try to explain this here Fiscal Cliff that’s coming up and discuss a few of the people who suddenly want to kill the President.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Bunky Moon

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

On this, a special live version of the Round Table: a disbarred lawyer is arrested for penis graffiti, a woman threatens to cut the throats of two men who refuse cunnilingus, and a small town’s sacred New Year’s ceremony is threatened by the Round Table’s mortal enemy, PETA.

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Poo Poo Choo Choo Live!

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
michael che

Ben tells of his experience performing jury duty in the city of Brooklyn (faith in the American judicial system is not restored) and Marcus fawns over Argo a bit.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

The Judge Roy Bean

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

Star Wars expert and comedian Joe Machi discusses the Disney merger, the future of the franchise, and how the extended universe might fit into it all.

Nerd of Mouth:

Startastic

With:

Jake Young
Marcus Parks
Mike Lawrence

Kirstie Alley comes out in defense of Johntra’s heterosexuality, Bieber and Gomez get into a tiff in a restaurant, and one of TV’s most beloved dramas is revealed to have been a drug-fueled madhouse.

Page Seven:

Look Who’s Talking Fat

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel