Special guest Ron Krasnow comes into the studio to talk about the current state of education in America and to brag about his own fancy Massachusetts education while Ben and Marcus lament their horrible Christian private school and Texas public school educations.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

The Education of Ron Krasnow

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks
Ron Krasnow

On this, the 122nd episode of the Round Table: a notorious cross-dresser is charged with killing and dismembering his wife, a man is unjustly imprisoned because his dog ate a cat, and a heroic goat attacks a teenager. Joining us this week: Dan Wilbur and Amber Nelson!

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

The Look of a Man Who Did His Best

With:

Amber Nelson
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

Special guest Justin Murray drops by as the boys discuss Deadpool, video game creation tutorials, and their least favorite comic book artists.

Nerd of Mouth:

Broken Feet

With:

Jake Young
Marcus Parks
Mike Lawrence

Marcus and Ben explore the David Petraeus sex scandal.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Sergeant Pants

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

On this, the 121st episode of the Round Table: porch news continues as a man’s corpse is mistaken for a leftover Halloween decoration, two teachers are charged with grooming a teenager for illicit hot tub sex and board games, and a bridge in Idaho is the grisly scene of hundreds of deer suicides. Today in […]

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Apples To Apples

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
John Moreno
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Walter Replogle

Now that this hellish election is over, Ben and Marcus can finally get back to exploring the finer points of the American political system. On today’s episode, comedian Tim Warner joins the boys to talk about a few fairly reasonable points concerning the mysteries surrounding 9/11.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

The Biggest Thing That Ever Happened Here In Shanksville

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

Marcus and Jackie express their intense hidden anger, talk a bit about the election and how to deal with family members concerning politics, and answer a question from a lucky listener looking for advice on which  romantic endeavor to pursue.

Sex & Other Human Activities:

Somebody To Do Acid With

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks

Marcus and Ben reminisce about their favorite moments of the campaign over the last year. Thank Christ it’s almost over.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Election Night Special!

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

Gene Hackman slaps a homeless man in the face, Cee-Lo is erroneously accused of sexually abusing a woman, and Octo-Mom is officially in rehab.

Page Seven:

Black Sister-In-Law

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

On this, the 120th episode of the Round Table: a gynecologist in Germany is charged with holding hundreds of illegal weapons and photos of his patient’s vaginas, a rogue monkey in Florida is finally caught after two years of the lam, and an avid gamer is beat to death for his rare collection of Magic: […]

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

I’m on the Devil’s Edge

With:

Ben Kissel

Were reptiles involved in the toppling of Momar Gaddafi? Listen in as we answer that question and more, plus a post-Hurricane Sandy update is given and Mitt Romney’s horrible handling of the crisis is discussed.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Hurricane Ain’t Gonna Get Us

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

A general overview of the last debate is made, the Log Cabin Republicans finally give in and endorse Romney, and Marcus and Ben finally realize how dumb this entire campaign has been.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Big Ben’s Butts and Boys

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks