Ben and Marcus discuss the debates, an insane member of the congressional Science and Technology Committee, and bras filled with peanut butter.

He’s back! Mike returns from his trip to Scotland to regale us with many a tale from the land of Nessy.

Hulk Hogan has a sex tape, Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman get divorced, and Mike Tyson is UNJUSTLY barred from entering New Zealand, plus a certain movie superstar like to let one go during sex scenes just for goofs.

On this, the 117th episode of the Round Table: a Chinese restaurant is caught serving roadkill to its patrons, a 425 lb man is easily caught trying to abduct a child, and a farmer in Oregon is eaten by his pigs.

Paris Hilton is caught on tape viciously bashing the sexual habits of gay men, Arnold Swarzeneger releases a fantastically-titled biography, and the Twilight couple is finally back together, plus Eddie from the Round Table sits in!

Saman Arbabi joins us to discuss the recent on-air Fox News suicide, the latest Gitmo detainee to be set free, and the recent controversial anti-Muslim ads here in the city’s subways.

On this, the 116th episode of the Round Table: a KKK chapter in North Carolina is barred from marching in the Mule Days Parade, a man shoots his neighbor for psychically raping his wife, and the Round Table creates a whole slew of new holidays, plus Alex Moore and Matt McCarthy join the Round.

Ed Larson of the Round Table joins Marcus and Ben to discuss our fat military, Madonna’s horrible statement about the president, and the best political platform to come along, well, ever.

Chris Brown gets a tattoo of the woman he beat on his neck, Amanda Bynes is on a rampage and Lindsey Lohan is all up in arms about it, and a certain Butterscotch Stallion has a weird butt fetish.

On this, the 115th episode of the Round Table: a woman discovers her dead husband is actually her father, a pygmy goat is raped, a miniature donkey is raped, and a radioactive pedophile is on the loose in Ireland, plus Julia Johns and The Burn writers Jesse Joyce and Benji Afalo in the Hut!

On this, the 50th episode of Top Hat: the conversation about The Innocence of Muslims continues with Senior Middle Eastern Correspondent Saman Arbabi. The solution? Fleshlight bouquets.

Yup, it’s Sara’s final show on the old SAOHA. Join us as we answer questions from a girl who has a friend in a horribly abusive relationship and a dude who just can’t seem to get it working with his wife.