This week on Page 7: Michael Clarke Duncan is mourned, Jessica Simpson proves makes another chicken-of-the-sea type comment, and the wacky ass vetting of Tom Cruise’s potential wives is revealed.

In this, our first of two episodes about The Innocence of Muslims, Ben and Marcus discuss the makers of the film, lunatics that they are.

On this, the 114th episode of the Round Table: a Saddam Husein lookalike is kidnapped and is almost forced to star in a porno film about the former dictator, a woman in England dies after injecting herself with tanning drugs, and we find out what happens when all the Round Tablers get their own county, […]

This week on Page 7: everyone is dead! From Tony Scott to Phyllis Diller, they’re all dead. Plus, Mel Gibson is ridiculously unapologetic about his past comments and Blossom is weird as all get out.

Ben and Marcus talk about the DNC convention, Mitt Romeny’s anti-gay ads, and Kissel’s top priority at the moment.

On this, the 113th episode of the Round Table: a man in China sues his wife for being ugly and wins, Vladimir Putin takes to the skies, and the great monkey/human hybrid debate continues, plus big fat Ed Larson is back on the Table along with our good friend Jason Kalter.

Ben and Marcus have a pre-DNC episode discussing the platform the Dems went into the convention with and Glenn Beck’s horrible, terrible journey to NYC.

Saman Arbabi returns to give us an update as to what’s happening in the middle east because we sure as hell don’t know, plus a discussion about the horrible deaths that await most dictators is had.

On this, the 112th episode of the Round Table: a man shoots himself in the head demonstrating the right way to shoot oneself in the head, a new form of porn of men watching porn is created, a boy makes a tidy sum on a chunk of whale vomit, and Holden’s brother Avery drops in […]

Ben and Marcus discuss the comments made last week by Todd Akin, he of natural defense against rape statements.

On this, the 110th episode of the Round Table: a woman cooks and eats her children confusing them for pigs while hallucinating, a woman goes on a two year arson spree because nobody was paying attention to her, and a man strangles a pelican in front of horrified onlookers, plus we’re joined by Mike Recine, […]

This week on Page 7: Biebs pisses off people on two continents in one interview, Joan Rivers chains herself to a shopping cart to protest Costco, and Robert Pattinson is drunk dialing his former sweetheart.