This week on Page 7: Madonna is still a bitch, Sylvester Stallone’s son is dead dead dead, Fred Willard is allegedly caught jankin’ it in a movie theater, and celebrities are afraid of stupid things.

Renowned politicos John and Molly Knefel drop by to discuss the state of gun control in America and the horrors of solitary confinement plus Marcus pulls multiple weapons from his arsenal on everyone involved.

Today on the Round Table: a man kills his girlfriend’s pomeranian and beats her with it, a Florida teenager runs into a wall on his skateboard and blames it on “a bunch of black guys”, and a Craiglist posting asking for rape turns out to be an angry husband looking for revenge. Today’s guests include […]

Jake and Mike welcome back Tony Zarret and Josh Gondelman into the studio to discuss the phenomena of real life superheroes.

This week on the Round Table: a serial hugger is being sought after in Missouri, a woman is attacked by a pack of raccoons, a man cuts off his surrogate father’s head with a shovel, and the Round Table pitches their most unsellable movie ideas, plus Micah Sherman, Myq Kaplan, Henry Zebrowski, and John F. […]

Ben and Marcus welcome international journalist Saman Arbabi into the studio to discuss why one should never splash around in the puddles on the streets of Kabul, what it was like to be on The Daily Show, and a tasty experience with interrogators involving delicious mint tea.

This week on Page 7: the Tomkat saga continues, Usher’s son is dead from a jet ski to the head, and Jackie shows the best way to help a celebrity pick out a cut of meat.

This week on SAOHA, Marcus and Sara answer questions from a kid who’s waiting to lose his virginity by choice and talk about the compartmentalizing of romantic interests.

Holden McNeely of the Round Table joins us to mourn the death of Thaddeus McCotter’s political career and talk about the Civil War.

Jake and Mike review The Amazing *shudder* Spider-Man.

Today on the Round Table: a small boy is crushed by a tombstone while pretending to be a leprechaun, a Canadian man with split personalities dismembers his roommate, and the Round Table tries to apologize to each other for past transgressions, plus we’re joined by Henry Zebrowski of Last Podcast, Molly Knefel of Page 7, […]

Marcus and Sara give a surprising update on a formerly suicidal listener, give advice to a woman with a rare medical condition, and tell a particularly disgusting story.