Ben and Marcus speculate on the Michelle Obama/Oprah Winfrey War and discuss the convict who almost beat the President in a West Virginia primary.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Obama in Two Rounds

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

Today on SAOHA: Sara goes into the details of a Brazilian Wax, plus a question is answered on what the hell to do with yourself when you’ve been laid off.

Sex & Other Human Activities:

Da Wax

With:

Marcus Parks
Sara Benincasa

The North Carolina vote, President Obama’s new stance on gay marriage, and the rising tide of Neo-Nazism are all discussed.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Boy Are My Heels Tarred

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

Comedian and hardcore comic book fan John Roy joins us in the studio to discuss opening for Ed Brubaker and his disdain for all things cosmic, plus Mike reveals why he has a nerd tumor.

Nerd of Mouth:

Eye Nipples

With:

Jake Young
Mike Lawrence

This week on the Round Table: the string of cannibalistic attacks across America continues with a brain eater in Jersey, a 340 lb woman pepper sprays supermarket workers in a daring bacon and beer robbery, and two people are shot in Detroit over a Kool-Aid argument, plus we’ve got comedians R.G. Daniels and Jim Tews […]

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Pizza the Hut

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
R.G. Daniels

Ben and Marcus discuss Biden coming out in favor of gay marriage, whether Tom Brokaw’s comments on White House Correspondent’s Dinner are valid or just cranky, and Brazillian fart porn.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

The Arnie Duncan Championship Classic

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

  This week on the Round Table: a Wisconsin man protests an unjust all-you-can-eat policy, a grandmother shoots her grandson to death, and Marcus recounts a story involving a bi-plane mounted with a sawed-off shotgun and coyotes, plus Joe List and James Adomian join us for a bit of the old chucklin’.  

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Commodore York

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
James Adomian
Joe List
Marcus Parks

Ben and Marcus welcome CCR mainstay Ben Kissel into the studio to discuss a whole smattering of dirty, dirty things, as is his wont.

Sex & Other Human Activities:

Drinkin’ With Ben

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks
Sara Benincasa

This week on Round Table: a man with the most hilarious name and occupation ever films a man having sex with a pony (and more), a doctor in Australia is fired for randomly switching off life support systems, and our Young Entrepreneurs segment showcases the Round Table’s business acumen, plus CCR’s own Henry Zebrowski sits […]

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

The British Potato Council

With:

Ben Kissel
Henry Zebrowski
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

Today on Round Table: Hitler’s medical records have been released revealing a coke habit and “uncontrollable flatulence”, a college student is left in a cell for five days with only meth to eat, and a rousing game of Password is played, plus CCR’s own Sara Benincasa, comedian Ron Krasnow, and friend James Weinheimer join the […]

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

It’s All Boots To Her

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Sara Benincasa

Today on a particularly disgusting Round Table: a trio in Brazil kills women and feeds the meat to neighbors, the gang shares some audition horror stories, and the Lightning Round returns with our lists of worsts.

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Moo-Moo Goes The Choo-Choo

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

Ben and Marcus get into a heated discussion about the May Day march down Broadway and calm down for a conversation about Romney firing an openly gay staffer for being openly gay.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

May Day!

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks