Worst porno we could possibly imagine. Today on the Round Table, 83 year old men are prostituting themselves, Russians are robbing the graves of young girls and dressing them like dolls, and the Round Table engages in that age-old pastime, Madlibs. It’s with a Penthouse Forum, but still.

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Otis Spunkmeyer Presents: Loose Teeth

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

So you know how when you listen to the Round Table and everyone’s drunkenness gets more and more obvious as the show goes on? Well! Tune in for this week’s second Round Table to hear what happens when we record two in a row. Child sacrifice! Pissin’ on art! FIGHTS!  

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

One Big Drunken Mess

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

What the hell is this country coming to? Apparently, juggalos are now a gang threat. Jesus Christ. Anyway, on today’s Round Table, we’ve got the aforementioned “gang”, a judge behaving badly behind the bench, and a segment from special guest Michael Che involving, you guessed it, racism, plus Mike Lawrence from CCR’s own Nerd of […]

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Jugglin’ Juggalos

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
michael che
Mike Lawrence

Alchemy sure ain’t what it used to be. Tune in to find out why and how it relates to a string of Chicago car robberies, plus frozen armadillo assault! We’ve also got comedian Cody Hess and podcast favorite John F. O’Donnell sitting in for our boys Ed and Kevin.

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

The Disease Factor

With:

Ben Kissel
Cody Hess
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
John F. O’Donnell
Marcus Parks

On this week’s Round Table, we’ve got three wonderful NYC teachers (a Satanist, a self-styled ladies man, and an overzealous hugger), people rippin’ eyeballs from their head, and the strange, strange thing that British men say post-coitus.

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Oh, I’m Sorry!

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

It’s bear time at The Creek and The Cave! Join us for this live episode as we discuss the merits of bear murder, why the internet is ruining China, and which member of the Round Table was kicked out of theater class for filling the lead actor’s shoes with piss.

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Cave Comedy Radio Live October!

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

Death! It comes to us all. But today on the Round Table, we’re obsessed with it. Misquoted rap lyrics, misguided confessions, our last words, and a homemade pair of nunchucks and more on this, the 65th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Today features Mr. James Adomian in the Chuckle Hut!

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Murder in the Wind

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
James Adomian
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

Sara and Marcus give advice to a listener who wants to get therapy but is woefully bereft of funds.

Sex & Other Human Activities:

Therapy

With:

Marcus Parks
Sara Benincasa

This week on the Round Table, the boys get to talk about a real-life Weekend At Bernie’s with strippers, more donkey news and eatin’ balls, plus in the return of The Newlywed Game, we find out how many vaginas Jackie has seen and Marcus’ exact penis size!

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Wink It!

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

On today’s Nerd of Mouth, Mike reviews Ghost Rider: Vengeance! Spoiler: it’s adequate!

Nerd of Mouth:

Vengeance!

With:

Jake Young
Marcus Parks
Mike Lawrence

Join us for this edition of The Round Table as we discuss hot beef fat injections, meat babies and drunken elks, plus it’s time for the return of the Round Table Lightning Round! We’ve also got special guest Thomas Dale sitting in for our boy Ben Kissel and Jason Kalter and Joe List sitting in […]

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Actually Kind of a Serious Day

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

What would you do? Tune in to hear just how the Round Table would handle (and did handle) the situation, plus a kid gets shot in the stomach with a crossbow and grandfather abuses his grandchildren, and not sexually, for once. Don’t be surprised what Jackie thinks about it. And we’ve got a hell of […]

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

When a Tranny Offers You a Plate of Blow…

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Mark Normand
Pat Dixon
Seena Jon