Tune in this week to hear Jackie’s disgusting new green goop use for them, plus from the news: hot sauce punishment, a Marine throws his son overboard, and Americans are fat as fuck and getting fatter. Almost as fat as the Round Table, but not quite.  

Titty Hitler, stupid, stupid Neo-Nazis shaving and branding Navajos, disabled decapitations; we’ve got it all on this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen! In addition, we also tell our favorite Polish jokes (interchangeable with Haitian jokes) and play our very own version of The Dating Game. Our Chuckle Hutter this week: host and producer […]

It’s true! In the news this week, we’ve got a principal who was stabbed to death in Tennessee by a student three days after the fall semester began, an elderly woman who somehow managed to die in a recycling bin, and chimps chimps chimps, plus Ben and Marcus talk about the only two animals they […]

On this special edition of Nerd of Mouth, Jake and Mike bring comedian Jarrid Reed to talk about the experience of being a black nerd plus Mike breaks comedy with the best Spawn/Bushwick comparison ever.

But donkeys do! Tune in to hear us discuss donkey racing, what happens when a meth head gets horny around a cat, and just what teaching math in Philadelphia can drive you to do. The answer is die.

A butt slasher is on the loose in Virginia! Does he do it horizontally? Vertically? Either way, the Round Table has plenty of tips and tricks for this strange violent criminal. We’ve also got angry bees killing a horse, Kitler, and the Lightning Round on this, the fifty-seventh episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen! […]

Sperm talk! Tune in this week to hear plenty of it, including a semen-sniffing hound in Switzerland and a man who spread his defective seed around dozens of sperm banks, plus a teenager kills his parents with a hammer and throws a party to celebrate his new-found freedom. Is it a coincidence that the sperm […]

The Clap! It’s the enemy to the promiscuous all over the world. But thanks to Japan, a new extra-resistant strain has been discovered, right in time for them to beat us in the World Cup. Tune in to find out which member of the Round Table has had the regular strain twice, plus we’ve got […]

Homemade electric chairs! Third rail urine! More butt talk! Two of us damn near died! Tune in to hear us discuss all of this and more including the greatest magazine every published that isn’t pornographic on this, the fifty-third episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.  

Who wants to hear a super drunk, racially charged Round Table! You do, that’s who. You can also tune in this episode to hear us talk about a would-be necrophiliac, a two day old corpse in a public pool, and what we would all do if we only had three months to live. As Kevin […]

Sara recounts her experience being interviewed on WTF with Marc Maron in Los Angeles, plus a reader gets a question about a dear friend answered.

We’re all gettin’ gay married today on the Round Table! Tune in to hear us talk about the biggest story of the week plus our trademark small fries, such as a Russian woman dying at her own funeral and a man hiding in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival just for […]