So some dumb bastard decided to let Jackie loose in a male strip club on Saturday night. The results? Terrifying. In addition to that, we’ve got conservatives in Lubbock, TX hosting an affirmative action bake sale, two traffic cops were busted in Los Angeles for appearing in a porn video on the clock and in […]

Holy hell, we’ve got a suicide at an open mic! Join us as we explore the obvious hilarity of the situation. We’ve also got Kevin fresh back from Florida with a wonderful story of mistaken identity which once again proves that he ain’t shit. Joining us in the Hut this week is  Jermaine “Much Better […]

Whaling! The greatest hunt of all comes to the Round Table this week as we welcome special guest Ragnar Egilsson to dispel every single preconception you’ve ever had about Iceland. As far as the Table goes, Holden lords his most attractive member of Murderfist distinction over everyone, Ben tries to recover from a massively hallucinogenic […]

Sara and Marcus address the problems associated with moving on from a comforting yet stifling relationship and discuss Marcus’ happy goofy demon dick.

That’s right, it’s our first ever live episode! Join us on stage (kinda) as Holden and Jackie finally realize how the weird and horrible things they say really are once they have to actually look at strangers while they say it, we discover our listeners are not as horrible of people as we are (or […]

Now, normally we wouldn’t give two shits about a new Gandhi biography. However, a newly released book has revealed many Round Table worthy facts. More than we could ever ask for, in fact. In addition to that, Holden names his mother his favorite sponge, Ed calls for the death of multiple people, Kevin points out […]

It’s the hottest new league in sports: The RBL! Tune in to hear the endearing story of Ben’s foster brother making it the state championship and the poor boy’s romantic problems, plus Holden asks us just who the people are who made us the monsters we are today. Not surprisingly, most of the stories involve […]

The boys and a few of their friends come into the studio to talk about their Medieval Times experience on the occasion of Mike’s birthday.

That’s right, we’re returning to what has oddly become one of our favorite subjects, breast milk! We’ve also got voodoo sex rituals, accidental racism (Maryland, Biggie, and Fried Chicken are involved), and our Oscar picks. They were done the night before the ceremony so tune in to hear how incredibly wrong we were with most […]

Boners and breasts! Butts and bullying! We’ve got it all on this episode of The Round Table. Tune this week as Jackie further cements her reputation as the show’s resident psychotic, Ben tells us of his many, many in school suspensions, Holden gives us a boner story, Ed tells you how to score Xanax in […]

It’s Fight Night here at The Round Table! Tune in to hear about the almost-fight we got into on Saturday, tales of men getting thrown through windows, and an amazing story about a guy Ed knows who’s killed at least 20 people. We’ve also got a special Valentine’s Day segment from Holden! Ben speed dates […]

On today’s Nerd of Mouth: Jake and Michael put together their dream super teams!