Male breast reduction! It’s on the rise. Tip to all those potential steroid users out there: ya gotta work out, too. Otherwise, tits. In addition to that, Ben tells us about all the fast food restaurants he’s been fired from (many more than you would think), Kevin’s got a personal connection to the Super […]

They’re back! After conquering LA, the ‘Fisters have returned to the Round Table. Join us this episode as Kevin fucks up, Ben reveals yet another terrible thing from his past, Ed creates the best festival ever, Jackie stops the whole show in it’s tracks by saying yet another disgusting thing, I school everyone on all […]

It’s here! The big reveal we’ve been talking about for weeks is finally upon us. What is it, you may ask? Tune in to find out! You’ve probably already guessed correctly, though.

Especially us. Join us this episode as we discuss the Arizona assassinations, the astronomically high abortion rates in NYC, what each of us will do when The Rapture comes (May 21st), and who we would be if we could be anyone in the world for a day and what meals we will enjoy while inhabiting […]

Recorded live at the Creek and the Cave on January 14th to commemorate the creation of our Kickstarter appeal, this special episode features comedian Nick Turner reading questions submitted by our live audience!

The Round Table has a lot to be thankful for this year. While about half of us have had the worst year of our lives, the world has followed suit and given us stories much more horrible than our current predicaments. Laugh into the abyss, that’s what we say. What did the world give us […]

It’s a weird one. Holden, our creator of segments, saw it fit to put us all through the experience of sharing the things we’ve done that we’ve never told anyone about. You can imagine the skeletons all of us have in our closet. Add 24 dead baby seals and 15 minutes of masturbation memories and […]

And a new catchphrase is created! Mee-ow. Anyway, join us this week as we discuss such diverse topics as Lee Harvey Oswald’s coffin, foot fetishes, and the latest in marital bestiality on this, the 24th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Our Chuckle Hut this week includes the Too Cool for School’s Jason Saenz, […]

We had one Four Loko each. ONE. In fact, two of us halved a beverage. Tune in to hear us crawl out of our own skin. Causes Jackie to say things like, “I want to be ridden like a puppet.” This week’s news also brought us some of the sickest stories we’ve had in a […]

Exorcists! Apparently this country has seen a sharp rise in demand for their services and it’s possible that Ben and Holden might need one. Either that or Ben is having tiny strokes. We’ve also got skydiving dog soldiers, scrotal hyperthermia, and more musings on these hoes today by Kevin on this, the 21st episode of […]

Come join the Round Table on our 20th episode as we discuss in no particular order, virgin birth snakes, blackface, the election, and how running down the street while overweight will prompt people to throw full bags of food at you. Multiple testimonies prove it. Tune in til the end to hear not only a […]

On this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen: GRAVE ROBBING RUSSIAN BEARS. I can’t think of anything better or anything that’s more fun to say. We’ve also got eye-witness accounts of The Rally To Restore Sanity as Ed, Holden, and myself were lucky enough to attend. Ed saw Nazi killers. Yeah! There’s also a […]