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This week Kevin stopped being human, Jackie became a worm or an insect depending on your point of view, a skydiver was convicted of murder and our theme of fiery Latina women continues as our biggest fan, Isadora, in cahoots with Ben, tells us what she really thinks about our man Holden. Shit gets personal.
The Round Table of Gentlemen:
Number One Fan
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The Latinas are pissed off and on a rampage this week. We got Miss Kentucky Latina fuckin’ up gas station attendants and pharmacists and we got Isadora from Mexico, our number one fan, all pissed off at Holden for saying Mexicans have sandy feet because they can’t afford shoes. Monkeys are stealing babies, too. Hide […]
The Round Table of Gentlemen:
Miss Kentucky Latina
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That’s just how they do it. Honestly, the longer this show goes on, the more sense Ben makes as a person. I’m not going to give it away, but Ben discusses at length a particular disturbing incident from his junior high years. Wisconsin. Jesus. It’s just fucked up.
The Round Table of Gentlemen:
Boys Will Be Boys
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Hoo boy. This is a Chuckle Hut to remember, as we welcome Ed’s mom into the basement on this, the 15th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Did we hold back? No. No we didn’t. Did the episode somehow get more offensive than usual? Yes. Yes it did. Tune in to hear Mrs. Larson […]
The Round Table of Gentlemen:
Mama Kathleen
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Okay, so we started off trying to talk about something serious (Korans and the Ground Zero Mosque) and we ended up talking about rape chickens born out of Ben’s asshole, then we had a two-part Pedophile Corner which was followed by an in depth conversation about birth rape. Goddammit. Every fucking time.
The Round Table of Gentlemen:
The Thing That Should Not Be
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If there’s one thing Sara and Marcus love more than answering your questions, it’s hearing about how you’re doing now. Join us this episode as we read follow-ups from Archie, the man whose ex-wife gave him the clap, and Nick Cave The Gay Teen!
Sex & Other Human Activities:
Subtleties
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The man above had a date with himself in a hot tub, the Chilean miners have mistresses and wives clashing above them, Iraqi celebrities have a date with Camp Buca, and you, dear listener, have a date with this, the 13th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.
The Round Table of Gentlemen:
Date Night
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Today the Nerds look forward to the projects of 2012, including The Avengers movie, The Dark Knight Rises, and the inevitable disappointments to come.
Nerd of Mouth:
House Nerd or Field Nerd
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Man, fuck Chris Christie and his legislative language bullshit. Retards need their own leader. And the Round Table thinks they might have an answer.
The Round Table of Gentlemen:
The Retarded Al Sharpton
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VAMPIRE BATS! Peru is apparently full of them and children are dying. Yes. We will make fun of this. And you will laugh. Remember the day this episode was recorded and draw your own conclusions on what will happen if you don’t.
The Round Table of Gentlemen:
Friday the 13th Belongs To Us
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Did ya’ll know Kevin’s roots are in Jamaica, and also most of Jamaica is super fucked up? Well you’re gonna know a hell of a lot about all of it after listening to this, the tenth episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen!
The Round Table of Gentlemen:
Kevin’s Heritage
Hark! Come and listen, for the ninth episode of The Round Table is upon us! Jackie loses her dignity once again, babies are being drowned during baptisms, Holden gives some heartfelt speeches, Ben waxes philosophical about Chippy D and Ed finds a solution to the gay marriage debate.
