The rumors surrounding the Jay-Bey breakup swirl stronger, Jenny McCarthy’s son calls the cops on her, and 47 people are hospitalized for alcohol poisoning at a Keith Urban show.

Page Seven:

You Just Got Scolded

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

The Putin talk continues as we cover some of his greatest hits, from the false flag operation that killed over 300 people to his theft of a vodka-filled glass replica of an AK-47.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

A Dead Woman’s Mascara

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

Jackie and Marcus talk about adjusting to single life and answer letters from a guy looking to keep his family from imploding and a girl who’s trying to keep her friends from bringing her down.

Sex & Other Human Activities:

Wacky Thomas

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks

This week on Round Table: we’ve got one hell of a mystery on our hands this week. Someone took a dump in Holden and Ben’s shower. Who was it?! Join the Round Table as we spend the majority of an hour and half trying to solve this stumper. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler, Lupe Rodriquez […]

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Everyone is a Suspect

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Jackie Zebrowski
Jermaine Fowler
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

Chris wants to believe. So do his fellow skywatchers Emmy Blotnick, Charles Gould, Kara Klenk and Chris Lamberth. Do aliens exist? Do they come in peace? If not, are roller-skates fast enough to flee our alien overlords?

The New Show:

Aliens

With:

Charles Gould
Chris Laker
Chris Lamberth
Emmy Blotnick
Kara Klenk

This week on Unlimited Lives: TJ Del Reno, Mary Lordes and Producer Marcus Parks discuss the hot new mobile games Kim Kardashian: Hollywood and Assassin’s Creed Pirates, the ghost of a robot, new Unreal Tournament, Destiny, the Secret and kidney stones. Plus, TJ is going to maybe move to the woods and Marcus has a […]

Unlimited Lives:

K Stars

With:

Marcus Parks
Mary Lordes
TJ Del Reno

Ben and Marcus go in-depth with the man who arrested two of the five members of the infamous Central Park Five, Detective Eric Reynolds of the NYPD. While the prevailing narrative across the world is that these people are innocent of all wrongdoing, Reynolds definitely has a different story to tell.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

The Central Park Five with Arresting Officer Eric Reynolds

With:

Ben Kissel
Eric Reynolds
Marcus Parks

Sabrina Jalees and Casey James Salengo join Peggy to break down trans vs. cis and violent sex.

Hard, Lonely, And Vicious:

Casey James Salengo / Sabrina Jalees

Sabrina Jalees and Casey James Salengo join Peggy to break down trans vs. cis and violent sex.

Jake is joined by Eli Sayers and Bill Stiteler to return to the Star Wars rumor mill and to play a riveting game of “Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Are You?”

Nerd of Mouth:

Nerd Stuff Doesn’t Stop

With:

Eli Sairs
Jake Young
Marcus Parks

Kim and Kanye hire a body double for their baby, Prince George turns one, and Mel Gibson has a secret gross sex tape.

Page Seven:

Dolly’s Wet Ride

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

Come on baby, Daddy needs a new pair of shoes and daughter needs a backpack and wife needs a new round of birth control so daughter doesn’t get another new sister. Aaaaand 7 is crap. You lose sir. Your family will never forgive you. But, you can have a free drink if you can find […]

The Brighter Side:

Gambling

With:

Amber Nelson
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Seena Jon

Ben and Marcus discuss the journalists getting kicked out of the Gaza Strip and Vladimir Putin’s soul.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

The Smile of Putin

Ben and Marcus discuss the journalists getting kicked out of the Gaza Strip and Vladimir Putin’s soul.