This week on Round Table: a pig on the loose is terrorizing a small town in Maine, a woman shoots herself in the face with a shotgun to prove a point, and seagulls are running wild in Dublin. Joining us today: Doug and Bill!

Ben and Marcus discuss the current border crisis and the many missteps of people on both sides of the debate.

Jackie and Marcus both return from wonderful vacations and answer questions from a couple dudes with similar dating problems and we get a sweet-ass update from our local fetish guy.

Chris gets totally insider baseball with his fair-weather fan friends — Jon Fisch, Dan Shaki, Dave Rosinsky and TK Kelly — to figure out athletes and this nation’s obsession with sports.

This week on Unlimited Lives: Jason Saenz, TJ Del Reno and Producer Marcus Parks discuss the top board games like Mousetrap and Fire Island, new game Destiny, Castlevania on N64, Jason attempts to keep up with a UFC fighter and TJ is broke. Plus, shoutout to to our fan across the pond Fortune!

Peggy is joined by Nate Fridson and Janine Brito to talk relationships and OkCupid!

This week, it’s Mike’s review of the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes in a mini-episode of Nerd of Mouth!

Rosie O’Donnell returning to The View, Harry Potter at 34, and Iconic film roles that almost went to someone else (Will Smith as Neo?)

For three years, Chris has remained true to his one and only, The Show. To celebrate, he invites suitors and comedians alike — Ramon Rivas III, Joe List, Claudia Cogan, Andy Sandford — to discuss how and why monogamy exists against all odds.

The tables are turned as Peggy is suddenly the only person in the room not single as she is joined by Dan Shaki and Liza Treygar! Talk of threesomes, one-night stands and sleeping situations ensue.

Comedians Megan O’Keefe and Eric Grundhauser join lone wolf Jake Young to chat about the Snowpiercer film, the new Yahoo-funded adventures of Community, and Chris O’Dowd.

Sometimes doodoo rocks come when you’re not at home. Sometimes those doodoo rocks ain’t gonna wait for your cute little footsies to be on that nice light blue fluffy rug you got by your toilet. Then you must do the unthinkable, crap at a Wendy’s. Well, hey, it’s better than having shit in your pants. […]