Jackie talks about a recent near-death experience and the two answer a letter concerning something they’ve never had to face before.

Sex & Other Human Activities:

Crash

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks

A new reality show aims to dupe a group of women into thinking they might marry Prince Harry, the reasons behind the Paul Simon/Edie Brickell fight are revealed, and Morgan Freeman may be in a little bit of hot water in the future.

Page Seven:

Wanna Marry Harry

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

This week on Round Table: a man goes to jail for a year for pouring hot sauce on a puppy, another man goes on a kissing spree in a drug store, and a Brazillian man is killed by a falling toilet. Joining us today: Shakir Stanley!

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Meat in the Middle

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Shakir Stanley

This week on Unlimited Lives: Jason Saenz, TJ Del Reno and Mary Lordes discuss Mega Man, Bob Hoskins’ last picture Super Mario Bros, and TJ recounts getting scammed on ebay and just how much he hates the post office. Plus, another installment of Unlimited Lives’ video game challenge: Racing edition.

Unlimited Lives:

Scam

With:

Jason Saenz
Marcus Parks
Mary Lordes
TJ Del Reno

Chris invites his melanin-deficient comedy friends – Peggy O’Leary, Liam McEneany, Roger Hailes and Harrison Greenbaum – to discuss traits of whiteness, privilege and whether or not the white man is indeed the devil.

The New Show:

White People

Chris invites his melanin-deficient comedy friends – Peggy O’Leary, Liam McEneany, Roger Hailes and Harrison Greenbaum – to discuss traits of whiteness, privilege and whether or not the white man is indeed the devil.

Peggy just can’t stop hitting on the guests!!! Jess talks T4M Craigslist ads! Peggy literally keeps saying “Google Ryan’s face”!

Hard, Lonely, And Vicious:

Ryan Beck / Jessica Watkins

With:

Evan Davis
Jessica Watkins
Peggy O’Leary
Ryan Beck

Comedian Myq Kaplan stops by to discuss Stan Lee’s afterlife, Mike’s trip to the Marvel offices, Archie’s apocalypse, the “hegan’s” dilemma and puns—so many puns.

Nerd of Mouth:

Respect Is Something You Urn

With:

Jake Young
Mike Lawrence
Myq Kaplan

Jackie talks about old struggles come back to haunt while she and Marcus answer a follow-up letter from a guy who just learned some hard truths about himself and his family.

Sex & Other Human Activities:

Boss Level

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks

Ever sit on a big man’s lap before? Everybody loves fat people, except themselves. We bring in two Ring Ding siblings to get down and dirty on all the joys of being fat. So grab a cheesesteak and some chocolate milk and set that tummy free! Also featuring Marcus Parks who are all sitting in […]

The Brighter Side:

Obesity

With:

Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks

Malachi Nimmons joins us to talk about the racial comments Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling and infamous Montana rancher Cliven Bundy, respectively.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Extra Cornbread with Malachi Nimmons

With:

Ben Kissel
Malachi Nimmons
Marcus Parks

George Clooney is getting married, Chris Martin takes the lion’s share of the blame for the conscious uncoupling, and Alicia Silverstone releases a book full of insane parenting advice.

Page Seven:

Diggity Dog Down

George Clooney is getting married, Chris Martin takes the lion’s share of the blame for the conscious uncoupling, and Alicia Silverstone releases a book full of insane parenting advice.

This week on Round Table: a teacher gets fired after giving a student a lap dance in class, an Oregon power plant is under fire for using aborted fetuses to feed the fires, and a woman is arrested in Arizona for conspiracy to commit bestiality. Joining us today: Justy Dodge!

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Scoop Heads

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Justy Dodge
Marcus Parks