It’s that time–when Jake watched Mike put on feats of wrestling commentary display that dazzle and boggle! Comedians Scott Chaplain and Patrick Schroeder join in on the fun!

Nerd of Mouth:

Wrestling Check-In

With:

Jake Young
Mike Lawrence
Patrick Schroeder
Scott Chaplain

How do guys’ minds really work? Why does the evil that men do live after them? Chris brings on comedians Neil Charles, Nathan Macintosh, Maddog Mattern, and Matt Ruby to get to the core of why men suck. Plus, Evan thinks we gotta nurture better. Listen and subscribe on iTunes!

The New Show:

Dudes

With:

Chris Laker
Evan Davis
Maddog Mattern
Matt Ruby
Nathan Macintosh
Neil Charles

Apparently there’s a 50 SHADES OF GRAY movie, but nobody at Page 7 apparently gives enough of a shit. Today, they find out all about the new cast!

Page Seven:

The Juggalos Can’t Be Stopped

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

RFK’s steamy sex diary is released along with other incriminating statements he’s made against Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, the Worm is returning to North Korea for a full-on basketball game, and the New York City GOP mayoral primary introduces the most hideous man ever to grace a political stage.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Chunky Potato Soup

RFK’s steamy sex diary is released along with other incriminating statements he’s made against Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, the Worm is returning to North Korea for a full-on basketball game, and the New York City GOP mayoral primary...

Episode ID: 133 Date: Tue, Sep 10 2013 ALTHepisode133.mp3 Teaser Text: Today on Top Hat: Ed Larson and Saman Arbabi join us to talk about the tragedy of Mayor Stubbs the cat, Rush Limbaugh’s new children’s book, and the video that got Kim Jong Un’s ex-girlfriend killed. Ben Kissel Ed Larson Marcus Parks Saman Arbabi […]

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Mayor Stubbs

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Marcus Parks
Saman Arbabi

Saman Arbabi joins us to talk about Obama’s Syria plan and Saudi Arabia’s role in the whole mess.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Heart Eaters Anonymous

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks
Saman Arbabi

This week on the Round Table: a man shoots a monkey handler after said handler refuses said man to give said monkey drink wine, a man in England is busted for shampooing his genitals on the bus, and a 107 year-old man is killed in a shootout with a SWAT team.

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Operation Hot Tub Dookie

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

Marcus and Jackie talk about the zodiac signs of serial killers, just how long someone should wait after a full mental break before setting out on a new stage of their life, and the terrible people who cry wolf about having a mental illness. Today’s letter: a fratboy comes out of the closet and is […]

Sex & Other Human Activities:

Lift The Horse Again

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks

New York is the greatest city in the world–or is it? Chris grew up here, but he’s one of the few comedians who can claim that. He invites comedians Paul Hooper, Joe Machi, Nick Maritato, and Amber Nelson to see if New York is still the best there is. Plus, Evan and Chris swap borough […]

The New Show:

New York City

With:

Amber Nelson
Chris Laker
Evan Davis
Joe Machi
Nick Maritato
Paul Hooper

Ed Larson joins us to talk about the execution of Kim Jong-Un’s ex-girlfriend by machine gun, a black kid in Jersey who sent racist text messages to himself in a bid to win a school election, and Ed’s political past.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Senator Ed Larson

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Marcus Parks

This week on the Round Table: a man desecrates a well-loved tradition in Canada by swallowing a forty year old toe, a goat refuses to leave a roof, and a Chinese dog hunter is foisted by his own petard as he accidentally kills himself with the very weapon he used to hunt canines. Joining us […]

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Bonkers Radio 99.5

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Holden McNeely
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
The Reformed Whores

From Arsenio to Ben Affleck, comedians Mike Drucker & Dan St. Germain help Mike & Jake break down the biggest headlines in nerddom this week.

Nerd of Mouth:

Green Screen Budgets

With:

Dan St. Germain
Jake Young
Mike Drucker
Mike Lawrence