Jackie and Marcus survive a heat wave and give advice to a woman trying to escape a horrible relationship with a soldier.

Ed Larson joins us to talk about two women who erroneously had their body cavities searched during a roadside police stop, Anthony Weiner drops like a stone in the NYC mayoral polls, and a comedian in North Korea gets sent to the coal mines for an off-color joke.

Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor? Be still our beating hearts! It may happen in the next Superman movie, and the boys take the occasion to ruminate on the end of BREAKING BAD.

We’ve all failed at one time or another in our lives. But do we have what it takes to turn those failures into successes? Chris sits down with comedians Dan Goodman, Ben Kissel, Mack Lindsay, and Sarah Tollemache to find out about their failures, and what they took away from them.  Plus, Evan tells about the […]

Jackie’s engine is all revved up from a sexy Italian priest calendar, the gang reminisces about Sinead O’Connor on SNL, Bruce Willis is a real diva, and Amanda Bynes finally gets a diagnosis! P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACKIE!!!

Vast swaths of Texas have run out of water and government officials make a series of infuriating statements about the NSA.

Today on the Round Table: a testicle gobbling cousin of the piranha is terrorizing Scandinavia, a routine monkey walk ends in murder, and Pedophile Corner returns with a man claiming to be a sexologist. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Sara Benincasa!

Writer and blogger Mark Ginocchio is on a mission: Buy every single issue THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN. Will he succeed in his quest? He tells the boys all about the journey on this week’s episode! Check out Mark’s blog and follow along!

Chris stares off into the middle distance a lot. But does he need to come back to reality? He brings comedians Grant Lyon, Phoebe Robinson, and Seaton Smith along to take a walk through the clouds. Listen and subscribe on iTunes!

Can you believe Anthony Weiner might win this thing? Never count a good penis out–that’s our motto. All this and more on this week’s Top Hat!

Ed Larson joins us to talk about the latest accusations against our man Bob Filner, Seattle’s ban of the words ‘paper bag’ and ‘citizen’, and North Korea’s debut of their new nuclear backpacks.

Today on the Round Table:  a man loses his life savings in a carnival game called Tubs of Fun, two miniature horses are stung to death by a swarm of bees, and a dog eats a paralyzed man’s testicle. Joining us today: Walter Replogle and Kellen Maloney of Murderfist!