Today on the Round Table: mystery poo-poo falls from the sky in Canada, a man with a magic flute and a van full of birds is arrested after attacking some cops, and a cat is painted over by a roadside crew in Colorado. Joining us today: Nick Vatterott, Amber Nelson, and our good friend Madeline!

Vladimir Putin personally responds to theft accusations, a low level government employee in Tennessee explicitly says complaining about drinking water quality is terrorism, and FBI Director Robert Mueller admits that drones are being used on American soil.

It’s the 100th episode, and what better way to celebrate than to deal with MAN OF STEEL? Comedian Matt Maragno and writer Meghan O’Keefe join Mike and Jake to parse Zack Snyder’s summer behemoth, and whether Christopher Nolan and David S. Goyer could help shape Superman’s future for the better.

Earth Day happened back in April. Did you know? Does it matter that you didn’t? Chris knows that the environment is important, but he needs a hand to see why. In come comedians Brad Austin, Dan Goodman, Nick Maritato, and Peggy O’Leary to show him the way!

It is upon us! The face that launched a thousand tabloids has been begotten, and Jackie’s pissed she wasn’t in town to see it. The lovechild of KimYe is here, but that’s not all! Paris Jackson recovers from her suicide attempt, Heidi Klum fights with her bodyguard BF, and Brendan Fraser is flat broke. Welcome […]

Vladimir Putin steals a Super Bowl ring, Sarah Palin says, “Let Allah sort it out,” and Sesame Street introduces a new puppet for children with parents in prison.

Marcus and Jackie answer questions from a trio of teens, from a girl asking about whether or not she should get back with her boyfriend to a guy stuck in a meth-fueled love triangle.

This week on the Round Table: a man’s erectile implants go horribly wrong much to the chagrin of his family, a camel humps (ha!) a woman to death, and a man dressed as a Power Ranger defecates in a barbecue pit. Joining us today: Larry, Mookie, and Jermaine Fowler!

Half the Senate skips an extremely important meeting about the NSA scandal to take off early for Father’s Day, Russians outlaw talking about being gay, and a child is suspended for nibbling a Pop-Tart into the shape of a gun.

E3 has been wrought upon humanity, and with it comes the PS4 & Xbox One! Comedian Lafayette Wright drops by to discuss the latest developments in popular video gaming.

We all know you smoke weed. We all know it’s not technically a problem. But can it be for some? Chris talks to comedians Trey Galyon, Myq Kaplan, Amber Nelson, and Adam Newman to find out what they think of marijuana and its effects on the culture at large.

The Edward Snowden train just keeps on rolling. Ben and Marcus bring you all the updates in the continually unfolding tale of the NSA leaker.