The ricin bandit is revealed to be a failed actress from Texas looking to frame her soon to be ex-husband and the life of NSA leaker Andrew Snowden comes under close scrutiny as we try to figure out how he managed to break both legs during basic training.

Marcus and Jackie give advice on how to not murder your significant other upon moving in together and answer questions from a woman seeking further advice on social paranoia and a girl looking to make her father understand her panic attacks.

This week on the Round Table: a man in Texas is acquitted for killing a prostitute in the process of trying to retrieve services paid, a deer in Florida is rescued from a Doritos bag, and a girl in Nebraska makes the news for masturbating with a crucifix. Joining us today: Mike Recine!

The one and only Henry Zebrowski drops into the studio to tell Mike and Jake about his recent experiences acting in a Scorsese movie, and what it’s like to meet true satanists while promoting his Adult Swim show, YOUR PRETTY FACE IS GOING TO HELL.

Did you go to your prom? Was it the best or the worst night of your life? Chris is flummoxed by all the people who enjoyed that most contentious of adolescent rites of passage, and he gets the perspectives of Adam Conover, Paul Hooper, Jacqueline Novak, and John. F. O’Donnell to help sort out his […]

Is Amanda Bynes getting tragic? TMZ found her tossed bong-vase, and Marcus hopes the cops do the right thing. Can the Hemsworth brothers ever find love? Molly and Jackie are disgusted by the thought of Justin Bieber sex, Barbara Walters doesn’t recognize her own daughter, and Kid Rock & Tiger Woods go partying together. It’s a […]

Chris invites comedians Rob Cantrell, Claudia Cogan, Mike Drucker, and Aparna Nancherla to tell him how and where he should be getting his news. This gets heavy.  

Chris gets into the concept of women, and he does it by talking to real, live women! Comedians Jacqueline Novak, Myka Fox, Sarah Tollemache, and Pat Dixon take on the most complex subject of all: The emotional dance between the sexes.

Today on the Round Table: a disgusting new delicacy is discovered in the wilds of China, a 600 lb man is charged with felony food-snatching, and in a rare occurence, a personal story involving masturbating on a train segues into a news story about masturbating on the train. Joining us today: Julia Young and Malachi […]

Chris is joined by comedians Greg Barris, Sagar Bhatt, Paul Hooper, Mike Kaiser, and Nick Turner to understand how money works, and if comedians should actually have some.  

A new study about racism on Twitter inspires a conversation about just who uses racial slurs on the site, Michelle Bachmann is exiting public life with a very negative approval rating, and Ben regrets shaving his pubes.

Chris Laker welcomes Sean Patton, Michelle Wolf, Julian Cross, and Neil Charles onstage to talk about everyone’s favorite subject, pornography.