Mike has got a huge week this week: His debut album, SADAMANTIUM, is out now on Amazon and iTunes! What’s more, his half-hour special on Comedy Central premieres on Friday, May 31st, at 12:30am…so I guess that’s technically Saturday. Either way, he and Jake ask comedian Nick Turner for advice on how to handle the […]

Nerd of Mouth:

Beware the Trolls!

With:

Jake Young
Mike Lawrence
Nick Turner

Can Rob Ford get any better? Turns out he can. Ben and Marcus delve into the murder allegations that may or may not add to the giddy fun of Toronto’s most loveable crackhead.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Crack ‘n’ Balls

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

Totally Biased writer Janine Brito joins Ben and Marcus to talk about the son of a former Bush aide accused of killing a man with a hatchet, the American public’s turnaround on the legalization of marijuana, and Bloomberg’s latest overreach concerning smokes in NYC.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

The Great Mollasses Massacre of 1919

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

Jackie and Marcus answer questions from a girl looking to come out bisexual, a kid who’s got a problem with social paranoia, and a long-time listener who gives us a follow-up on a previous question about a toxic home life.

Sex & Other Human Activities:

Borderline Psychopath

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks

Disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner returns to politics to the delight of punmakers everywhere, our old friend Louis Gohmert urges a woman to take a brain dead baby to term, and America ranks eighth on a list of most-liked countries which we’re totally fine with.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Dim Bulbs

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

This week on Round Table: two old men settle their differences using feces and violence, a man in Bosnia saves himself from a bear attack by strangling the bear with his bare hands, and a woman bites her husband’s genitals following an argument at the rodeo. Joining us today: Ari Shaffir and Damien Lemon!

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

BK Broiler

With:

Ben Kissel
Damien Lemon
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks

Everybody be pregnant! Jackie, Molly and Marcus marvel at the miracle of life, from Beyonce to KimYe. Watch your uteri!

Page Seven:

Swollen with Child

With:

Jackie Zebrowski
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

Special guest Christian Polanco joins Marcus and Ben to talk about Toronto’s amazing crack smoking mayor, Russia’s new involvement with Syria, and what Oklahoma’s senators are saying about tornado aid.

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Because We’re Right

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks

Show favorite Jared Logan joins Mike and Jake to talk about Star Trek: Into Darkness and whether or not Bill Finger ever deserved anything for helping in the creation of Batman.

Nerd of Mouth:

Milton Fingered

With:

Jake Young
Jared Logan
Marcus Parks
Mike Lawrence

Saman Arbabi joins Ben and Marcus to sort out what’s happening in Syria including a rebel who ate the heart of a Syrian soldier, Israel’s current stance on the situation, and how the whole thing relates to World War I, plus Saman tells a few war stories about the Lebanese-Israeli War of 2006 and his […]

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat:

Damascus to Beirut with Saman Arbabi

With:

Ben Kissel
Marcus Parks
Saman Arbabi

This week on Round Table: an Australian boy is arrested while dragging a dead donkey with his truck, another Australian man is arrested for having sex with a pig named Michael Jackson, and a Polish baby is born drunk. Joining the Round Table today: Micah Sherman, Jermaine Fowler, and Jennifer Bartels!

The Round Table of Gentlemen:

Not The Funnest Waterslide

With:

Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Jermaine Fowler
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Micah Sherman

Comedian Dan St. Germain joins the boys to talk about sadness in pop culture, from Tom Waits and Elliott Smith to A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS and THE SOPRANOS. Grab a box of Kleenex and get ready for the tears!

Nerd of Mouth:

Legion of Sad

With:

Dan St. Germain
Jake Young
Mike Lawrence