Suri Cruise is launching a fashion line, and Molly and Jackie are literally flabbergasted. Marcus slobbers over Julianne Moore, in contradistinction to US WEEKLY’s opinion. We got a Lindsay Lohan rehab update! And Martha Stewart has narrowed her suitors to five Match.com profiles! It’s a jam-packed show this week!

It’s an up and down week for President Obama as he takes heat for the Tea Party tax scandal while being vindicated on the truth behind the leaked Benghazi emails.

Marcus and Jackie talk about a friend rushing headlong into marriage and answer questions from a longtime listener looking to get out of their current situation and a lady who is having problems separating from her boyfriend when he goes out of town.

This week on Round Table: one Florida man claims to be a monkey while another masturbates while playing with a toy helicopter, a West Virginia man is killed while trying to harvest copper from high line wires, and a Chinese woman is arrested for poisoning kindergarteners. We’re joined today by Ed Larson’s mother, Mama Kathleen!

Mark Sanford pulls off the impossible and regains his seat in the Senate, the Ohio kidnap case is touched on, and Bill Clinton fails in his quest to reunite Led Zeppelin.

It’s the IRON MAN 3 review show! Mike and Jake seek to knock Marvel Studios and their Disney overlords down a peg. They succeed.

Mike and Jake are joined by comedian Andy Sandford to talk about the magic of Sega Genesis, Superman, and Andy’s work on AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

Martha Stewart’s on Match.com! Could anything be nastier? Oh wait, Michael Jordan got married. That’s nastier. Molly and Jackie are livid over Katy Perry’s evangelical parents, and Marcus reveals Beyonce’s tour rider!

Ben and Marcus cover all the angles of the Benghazi scandal, Chris Christie’s lap band surgery, and what’s going to happen in Syria.

Micah Sherman joins Ben and Marcus to discuss the three new alleged Boston bombing accomplices, a crooked judge convicted of selling teenagers to private prisons for kickbacks, and a case involving arson that Micah was a juror for.

This week on the Round Table: police arrest a man for turning tricks in a Wal-Mart bathroom, a bear and a donkey get in to a scuffle in Wisconsin, and Chik-Fil-A introduces a particularly disturbing promotion involving sons and mothers. Joining us this week: Carol Hartsell and Sean Crespo!

Amanda Bynes scissors her hair off, Molly doesn’t know what the hell Lou Ferrigno’s doin’ at the Michael Jackson death trial, Jackie swoons over Orlando Bloom’s chubby chasin’ ways, and Marcus waxes starstruck about Les Claypool.