Sex & Other Human Activities

Each week, Marcus Parks and Jackie Zebrowski explore the worlds of screwin' and bad brain business as they answer questions from you, the listener! Email us at cavecomedyradio@gmail.com to ask us questions! 

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Episode: 100

Love the Snake

Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk Easter, fight the darkness, and answer a letter from a girl that has some issues with a salty mother.

Episode: 99

Sharpshootin' Maggert

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about facing the darkness in the world and answer a letter from a guy who is having his soul corroded by a girl.

Episode: 98

Write It Down

This week on SAOHA: Jackie talks about taking a new direction in life and we answer questions from a guy who wants to know how to deal with difficult therapy sessions and another who is having problems with sexual attraction.

Episode: 97

The Brotherhood of Antidepressants

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about the positive and negative effects of a damn good TV show on the psyche and answer a question from a dude looking to cool it on his emotional neediness.

Episode: 96

Winona Dunridher

Today on SOAHA: Jackie and Marcus talk exhaustion and answer a letter from a gal who's a bit confused as to the purpose of Tinder.

Episode: 95

Darlene Love

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus discuss 20 Feet from Stardom and smoking and answer a letter from a gal looking to choose between what she wants to do and what everyone else wants her to do.

Episode: 94

Ratchet

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about the future to come and answer letters from a guy looking to keep connected with a gal pal and another dude looking to get rid of his.

Episode: 93

Deep Cuts

This week on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie welcome special guest Justy Dodge into the studio to help out a listener who's been having problems with self-harm and answer a letter from a man who doesn't know what to do about a friend's possibly violent dilemma.

Episode: 92

Dickishness Necessary

Today on SAOHA: Jackie talks about how to deal with an annoyance in her own home and the duo answer questions from a girl looking to reach O and a guy looking to extricate an ex-girlfriend from his life.

Episode: 91

Make Noise and Free Yourself

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk winter depression/happiness, follow up on our girl who wasn't getting the required love from her husband, and tell a kid looking to come out to his parents in the worst way possible to maybe find a better way.

Episode: 90

Lewis and Clarkin' It

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about ending friendships and answer a letter from a woman whose husband's sex drive has been lacking.

Episode: 89

The Act of Vincent

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about the documentaries they've been watching lately including Vincet: A Life In Color and The Act of Killing and answer a letter from a dude who just can't get over the woman who left him for another man.

Episode: 88

Gagglies Always Jickin'

This week on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk about open relationships and answer letters from a girl with a great example of not listening to terrible friends and another from Canada with a bit of but not really a boy problem.

Episode: 87

Stalker

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about the breakthroughs of Christmas and answer letters from a girl looking to get rid of a terrible friend and another who is dealing with the beginnings of a stalk.

Episode: 86

Pork Dumpling

This week on SAOHA: Jackie takes a tumble much to the delight of a group of Brooklyn teenagers and we answer letters from a kid looking to get over a breakup and a girl who who needs to find a new group of friends.

Episode: 85

Merry Effin Christmas

Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie answer letters from a college student in Luxembourg with an anger problem and a kid from upstate who is terrified of graduating.

Episode: 84

Stuck on the Roof

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about people as cats, Marcus' finger puppet monster thoughts, and the wonderful Thanksgiving they just had.

Episode: 83

Happy Birthday

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about the miracle of Thanksgiving and whether or not we live in a fallen world. We probably do.

Episode: 82

Porno Burning

This week on SAOHA: Marcus mourns the singed remains of his teenage porno collection and we field a question from a kid worried about a friend who's smoking a bit too much weed.

Episode: 81

Obstruct Obstacle

Today on SAOHA: Jackie pulls Marcus out of the depths of negativity and the duo answers questions from a dude asking about his irregular ejaculations and an old listener looking to solve a potential family conflict.

Episode: 80

Animal Shambles

This week on SAOHA: Jackie talks about a tense interaction with a homeless guy on the bus and a letter from a dude with a bi-polar girlfriend is answered.

Episode: 79

Theremin/Coke

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus answer questions from a listener who's all mixed up about his sexuality and talk about the dangers of doing coke and listening to theremin music for hours on end.

Episode: 78

Cracker Spawn

Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk about their future progenies and answer questions from a kid looking to get laid in college and another asking if he should rekindle an old flame.

Episode: 77

True Horse

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about Jackie's drunk-ass country vacation and answer questions from a Tallahassee dude asking advice on a long distance relationship and a woman looking to regain her confidence after having a kid.

Episode: 76

Lift The Horse Again

Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk about the zodiac signs of serial killers, just how long someone should wait after a full mental break before setting out on a new stage of their life, and the terrible people who cry wolf about having a mental illness. Today's letter: a fratboy comes out of the closet and is having a hard time finding a life-bro.

Episode: 75

Insignificant

This week on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk about a return to weed, Calvin and Hobbes, and a letter from a listener asking about her bipolar disorder.

Episode: 74

The Hottest Panic Attacks In Town

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus survive a heat wave and give advice to a woman trying to escape a horrible relationship with a soldier.

Episode: 72

Plus Two Speech Skills

Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie answer questions from a dude having trouble hooking up in his home country of Canada, a teen looking to see how he can stamp down sexual urges with his girlfriend, and a fantastic woman asking if she's doing the right thing in trying to gain custody of her cousin's children. She is.

Episode: 71

Irish Grinds

This week on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie answer questions from a trio of teens, from a girl asking about whether or not she should get back with her boyfriend to a guy stuck in a meth-fueled love triangle.

Episode: 70

Fluid

Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie give advice on how to not murder your significant other upon moving in together and answer questions from a woman seeking further advice on social paranoia and a girl looking to make her father understand her panic attacks.

Episode: 69

Borderline Psychopath

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus answer questions from a girl looking to come out bisexual, a kid who's got a problem with social paranoia, and a long-time listener who gives us a follow-up on a previous question about a toxic home life.

Episode: 68

Of Grandmothers and Ghosts

This week on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk about a friend rushing headlong into marriage and answer questions from a longtime listener looking to get out of their current situation and a lady who is having problems separating from her boyfriend when he goes out of town.

Episode: 67

Nothing Ever Changes

This week on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie realize while answering a question from a 16 year old that nothing ever changes plus they answer questions from a guy just coming out of a ten year relationship and a girl whose close friend has decided to cut her out of her life.

Episode: 66

Technology Sucks

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about why you should never mess with Jackie's Duck Dynasty and a recent incident involving a tech conference that sticks in their craw a bit.

Episode: 65

Stressed Little Monkey

Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk about the stresses of being entertainers in New York City and answer questions from a guy stuck in a seemingly inescapable situation and another dude who can't stand his stepfather and doesn't know what to do.

Episode: 64

Blood and Sex and Awesome

Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk about strange awesome makeup sex (not the kind of makeup you think) and answer questions from a girl edging close to making a big mistake, a dude dealing with his father's illness, and another girl struggling with an intense case of the old manic-depressives.

Episode: 63

Mystery

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about reset buttons and the people who actually know what they're doing when it comes to mental health and answer a question from a dude who has completely cut out a family member because of a horrible thing she's done.

Episode: 62

All Worked Up

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about Silver Linings Playbook, the need to connect with people while staying away from Facebook, and answer a question from a listener about helping a friend with depression.

Episode: 61

Horse

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about the strange sex game Jackie is playing at work, tell weird party stories from college, and answer a question from a listener who is stuck in a bad situation with an ex-girlfriend.

Episode: 60

Molten Lava Soul

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about a group of unruly feminists hassling a female friend of theirs, knowing when to leave your significant other alone with themselves, and the difference between a soul and a brain.

Episode: 59

Somethin' Trashy

This week on SAOHA: hilarity ensues Marcus goes to see Django Unchained with his girlfriend who happens to have the same race as the main character and a listener writes in with a question about what to do when your parents get older.

Episode: 58

Ebony in Black

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about their formative porn experiences, Jackie pregames for therapy, and a listener has a question about the old herpes.

Episode: 57

Demon Grandmother

This week on SAOHA: Marcus talks about The Great Satan at Large and turning 30, Jackie talks about a particularly rough trip home, and they both share stories of what happened the summer they met.

Episode: 56

Facebook Depression

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus make an argument for getting the hell out of the depressing world of Facebook and answer a question from a listener struggling with panic attacks.

Episode: 55

Hurts for Days

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about Uncle Buck, the best of all holiday movies, guilt trips, and when to discuss what kind of porn you watch with your partner plus an email from a listener looking to make sure her relationship doesn't go to hell is answered.

Episode: 54

Somebody To Do Acid With

This week on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie express their intense hidden anger, talk a bit about the election and how to deal with family members concerning politics, and answer a question from a lucky listener looking for advice on which romantic endeavor to pursue.

Episode: 53

Party To Death

This week on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie discuss their respective experiences in therapy (Jackie's involves a lot of broken lamps) and answer a question from a fella looking to get over a recently ended long distance relationship.

Episode: 52

Get Stuck In

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus answer their first questions together, including queries from a British boy looking to get off with some birds, a girl who is nervous about her first love, and a longtime listener trapped in a familial situation.

Episode: 50

It's Jackie!

Join us as we welcome our new co-host, Jackie Zebrowski from Round Table and Page Seven! In this, our first of three gettin'-ta-know-ya episodes, Jackie and Marcus talk about LA, the time Jackie got lost in an aquarium while on acid, and death.

Episode: 51

A Subscriber of Cosmo

On this SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie discuss the finer points of cunilingus and Jackie admits to her lifelong subscription to a certain magazine.

Episode: 49

End of an Era

Yup, it's Sara's final show on the old SAOHA. Join us as we answer questions from a girl who has a friend in a horribly abusive relationship and a dude who just can't seem to get it working with his wife.

Episode: 48

Movin' On

This week on SAOHA: Sara and Marcus give advice to a kid who just broke his first heart and answer an Aussie's question about her general dissatisfaction with life.

Episode: 47

The Talker and the F*cker

This week on SAOHA, Marcus and Sara answer questions from a kid who's waiting to lose his virginity by choice and talk about the compartmentalizing of romantic interests.

Episode: 46

The Heart

This week on SAOHA: Marcus and Sara give a surprising update on a formerly suicidal listener, give advice to a woman with a rare medical condition, and tell a particularly disgusting story.

Episode: 46

Orange and Terrifying

This week on Sex and Other Human Activities: Sara and Marcus answer a question from a suicidal teen and Sara talks about her latest spray-tanning experience. Spoiler alert: they don't tape up the cooch.

Episode: 45

Sex Tent at the Renaissance Festival

Today on SAOHA: Marcus discusses the recent loss of a friend to cancer and Sara talks about, what else, sex tents at the Renaissance Festival. They really do tie in together nicely.

Episode: 44

Da Wax

Today on SAOHA: Sara goes into the details of a Brazilian Wax, plus a question is answered on what the hell to do with yourself when you've been laid off.

Episode: 43

Drinkin' With Ben

Today on SAOHA: Ben and Marcus welcome CCR mainstay Ben Kissel into the studio to discuss a whole smattering of dirty, dirty things, as is his wont.

Episode: 42

El Gyno

Today on Sex and Other Human Activities: Sara recounts her recent trip to the gynecologist and Marcus describes his many trips to the STD clinic.

Episode: 41

Don't Do It!

Today on SAOHA: Sara and Marcus answer a letter from a suicidal teen hellbent on a path to destruction.

Episode: 40

NYC Skin

Today's SAOHA brings you the challenges both men and women face in NYC as the seasons change and skin returns to the streets and trains of our fair city.

Episode: 39

Tragedies and Triumphs of SXSW

On this week's SAOHA, Sara and Marcus recount their respective South By Southwest experiences. One involves shrooms and Gogol Bordello. The other involves cookies. Guess which one is which.

Episode: 38

Therapy

On today's episode, Sara and Marcus give advice to a listener who wants to get therapy but is woefully bereft of funds.

Episode: 37

Dispatches from the Road: Part Two

On today's episode, Sara recounts her experience being interviewed on WTF with Marc Maron in Los Angeles, plus a reader gets a question about a dear friend answered.

Episode: 36

Dispatches from the Road: Part One

Sara's on her book tour but that we ain't gonna that stop us! On today's episode, Sara recounts her most recent experiences on the road and we answer a question about pubic hair.

Episode: 35

The Older Man/Woman

On today's episode, Sara and Marcus discuss dating people of a considerably older or younger age, plus we give an insight into the lives of comedians.

Episode: 34

Moving On

On today's episode, Sara and Marcus address the problems associated with moving on from a comforting yet stifling relationship and discuss Marcus' happy goofy demon dick.

Episode: 33

The Big Reveal!

It's here! The big reveal we've been talking about for weeks is finally upon us. What is it, you may ask? Tune in to find out! You've probably already guessed correctly, though.

Episode: 32

Live at Creekstarter!

Recorded live at the Creek and the Cave on January 14th to commemorate the creation of our Kickstarter appeal, this special episode features comedian Nick Turner reading questions submitted by our live audience!

Episode: 31

Subtleties

If there's one thing Sara and Marcus love more than answering your questions, it's hearing about how you're doing now. Join us this episode as we read follow-ups from Archie, the man whose ex-wife gave him the clap, and Nick Cave The Gay Teen!

Episode: 30

Texas, and the Dangers Contained Within

On this, their first episode of the new year, Sara and Marcus discuss the horrifying place that is Marcus' part of Texas and answer questions from a teen who has recently came out to the world at large and a man who caught the clap from his ex-wife.

Episode: 29

Comedy!

On this special holiday edition of SAOHA, Sara and Marcus focus on the Other Human Activity of comedy and their respective origins in the field as per a request from a listener.

Episode: 28

Military Mayhem

On today's Sex and Other Human Activities, Sara and Marcus talk about their recent struggles with their brain-brains and answer a question from a soldier in Afghanistan whose girlfriend is cheating on him.

Episode: 27

Sex Toys and Other Unreturnable Things

This week, Marcus and Sara answer questions from a lovelorn Brit, a man who wants to donate his gently used sex toys, and a woman with a stunning follow up to a question Sara answered years ago.

Episode: 26

Belladonna I Love You

On today's episode, Sara and Marcus discuss their recent excursion to the Fleshbot Awards, plus a listener informs us of a disturbing literary trend.

Episode: 25

Dinner Party!

On this week's episode, Sara and Marcus discuss how to throw a dinner party for disgusting people and answer a question about interracial dating.

Episode: 24

Jaguars!

This week, Sara and Marcus discuss proper strip club etiquette, help out a closeted gay teen in need, and carefully give advice on how to broach the subject of a threesome.

Episode: 23

The Icy Pedestal

On today's Sex and Other Human Activities, Marcus and Sara give advice to a girl looking to lose her v-card in the harsh environs of NYC.

Episode: 22

Vagina Christmas

Vaginismus! It's a real thing, and a real problem for one of Sara and Marcus' listeners. Tune in to hear the duo try to solve our boy's (or should we say, his lady's) problems.

Episode: 21

Cuts, Sluts, and Secrets

On today's episode, Sara and Marcus discuss a woman whose desire for a more exciting sex life is overshadowed by a bigger problem and give advice to a young lady in need.

Episode: 20

(Possible) Sleazeballs

On this episode, Sara and Marcus answer queries from a teenager who may or may not have racist parents and a butch lesbian who is curious about the cock and the ways to go about gettin' some!

Episode: 19

The Lady Returns!

Sara's back and ready to talk about her recent absence from the podcast world and the reasons behind it all. In addition to that and on a less serious note, Marcus's new medication is cutting in to his boner time. Curses!

Episode: 17

Pregnancy: The Worst STD

On this episode, Sara and Marcus give advice to a man whose pregnant wife won't touch him, we answer our very first Turkish email, and Sara's brother schools us on the homo history of the Revolutionary War.

Episode: 18

Depressed and Horny

Sara and Marcus are horny and depressed--two things that go together like your mom and apple pie! Plus, reader mail!

Episode: 16

Live at the Cave Comedy Radio Launch Party!

On our first live mini-episode, butt talk! Plus we answer a weird beetle woman question and discuss rape fantasies!

Episode: 16

Wait!

A guy's wife comes out, and his first thought is how he's going to start dating while they still live together with their kids? Marcus and Sara call bullshit.

Episode: 15

Gay Love!

Sara and Marcus welcome tall comedian and co-host of Abe Lincoln's Top Hat, Ben Kissel. Plus, gay love! Xoxo

Episode: 13

Frustration!

Brilliant comedian Matt McCarthy stops by to help Marcus and Sara tell a chronic homewrecker dude that he needs to stop humping married ladies!

Episode: 12

Love and War

Sara and Marcus welcome humorist Mike Sacks and their old friend Benari to discuss sex and disabilities, booze, war, and other important stuff. And it’s funny!

Episode: 11

No, She's Mine!

Two ex-dope addicted sex workers in love (not Sara and Marcus) need boner help. Plus, Marcus and Sara have their first fight, and it’s about a GIRL.

Episode: 10

Afghanitastic!

A soldier stops by before deploying to Afghanistan and favors Sara and Marcus with some sex advice. Marcus is in a drought, and Sara wants to bone all the Doctors. Write us a review on iTunes, why doncha?

Episode: 9

Dildos and Clay

Sara and Marcus play with dildos and clay. Plus, YOUR queries answered!

Episode: 8

Hot Young Virgins and Creepy Old Dudes

Sara and Marcus give sexy answers to questions about hot young virgins, creepy old dudes, and more.

Episode: 7

A Different Kind of Squirt with Jake Fogelnest

Sara’s 7th grade TV crush grew up to be a radio star and one of NYC’s coolest young gents. Jake Fogelnest joins us in studio to talk about fucking, rocking out, and staying friends with your ex. Plus, we solve listeners’ problems!

Episode: 6

Breakups, BSG, and Doctor Who

Sara’s ex blogged about their breakup. Plus, Marcus and Sara cry about Doctor Who and Battlestar Galactica. No, seriously.

Episode: 5

Hot Flirting and Bad Etiquette

Sara and Marcus deal with triflin’-ass hoez. Plus, hot tips for flirty gals, and listener mail!

Episode: 4

One Night Stands (And Their Consequences)

Sara Benincasa and Marcus Parks discuss the darker side of the one night stand. Plus, a man with a Bible yells at Sara outside Planned Parenthood and Marcus has a bloody great first time!

Episode: 3

We Hate Handjobs

We hate handjobs! Plus, Sara fucks up her unemployment benefits.

Episode: 2

Co-Worker Lovin'

Sexy producer-boy Marcus Parks and I explain how to shtup your coworkers. Plus, a listener needs advice on life after art school.

Episode: 1

It Has Begun!

I’m so excited to introduce my new weekly podcast, Sex and Other Human Activities! Each week, the handsome and dashing Marcus Parks and I delve deep into one sexual activity and one other human activity. To kick off the festivities, we’re talking Solo Sex and Solo Dining. Get ready for delicious, filthy, boner-inducing hilarity!

Episode: 1

It Has Begun!

I’m so excited to introduce my new weekly podcast, Sex and Other Human Activities! Each week, the handsome and dashing Marcus Parks and I delve deep into one sexual activity and one other human activity. To kick off the festivities, we’re talking Solo Sex and Solo Dining. Get ready for delicious, filthy, boner-inducing hilarity!